TOP DEFINITION (according to the UrBaN dictionary) ~
Being courteous and polite without fucking whining or asking for anything in return.
Chivalry is to be shown without it being asked for.
After work this morning, I stopped at a local quickie mart to fill up my car with gas, washed the windshield (even the back side) and because the back tires on my car are total shit ~ I pulled up along the side of the building where the air hose is kept checking the poundage and fill what was needed.
You know ~ I was feeling freakin Fantabulous this morning too (even with shitty tires) ~ I had gotten lots of sleep and the perfect amount of caffeine going on.
Y’all picking uP what I am throwing down?
As I started to pump air into the last tire, I heard a mans voice say above me ~
” can I grab that real quick from you? I just need to air up my back tire”
I thought to myself ~ I am not even going to acknowledge this douche bag ( not even a get back stare with a raised eyebrow). My mood and attitude had began changing since I gained my freedom. Therefore, I continued my hold on the air hose trying to finish up.
Remember I have shitty back tires?
I could feel a wee bit of frustration trying to creep in ~ my neck was flushed with the heat from it. By now I realized the tire stem must be faulty and…
The “man” came around to where I was kneeling and squatted down right in front of me ~ In my FACE ~
” Hey! Can I grab that from you? I just need to put air in my tire and go! You are taking way too long.”
I totally lost my Great mood and my cool.
No mo’ Ms.-Polite-Ima-Gonna -Pretend-I-Do-Not-Hear-Or-See-You Ms. Mae ~ oh hell no!
I blurted right back in his FACE ~
“Did you really just say that to me ?”
Clearly he had no idea of the Wrath of Ms. Mae!
“Who do you think you are?
And why the hell for one minute would you possibly consider yourself so much more important than ME?”
Him: “You have been working on that same tire for at least a half an hour!”
Oh. No. He. Did. NOT just go there!
Ms. Mae (my voice dripping with sugar and sarcasm): “You know what? Because you seem to be an asshole and think your time is way more important than mine ~ I am going to make sure I take another half hour !”
Him: “Why do you not just take it to a shop already?”
Ms. Mae (fed up and then some): “Why do YOU not take your whinny bitch self somewhere ELSE already?”
And with that ~ he left.
My goodness it feels like a Monday and my day was no longer feeling groovy.
But guess what?
As Always ~
~ Ms. Mae