Most week day mornings I awake with the help of five different alarms set at 15 minute intervals.

One of such said alarms is an old radio alarm clock.

This particular alarm setting is on my absolute favorite radio station.

I love listening to the worlds most facetious Dj morning show every damn day.

Especially on Fridays.

The Dj plays some old funk that this generation has no clue exists and I love it (not limited to Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jr)!


I awoke from a dead sleep to hear the worlds most facetious Dj say:

“Where’s May(Mae)?”

“Some people around here are glad Mae is gone.”

Oh no he didn!

I have been listening to this radio station since I was a wee girl and my older sisters would crank up the tunes ~ dancing while they did their weekend chores.

Maybe I should take it as it is ~ a subliminal sign not to daydream any longer about the worlds most facetious Dj?

Wondering if his deep sexy voice matches the image I have conjured in my imagination?

Or the fact that I know it matches and so do our kisses?

Or just maybe If he really wants Mae to be gone ~ he should use The Mouth and at the very least say it over the phone….

Or just maybe I will switch radio stations and go about pretending he is gone and be happy about it?

Some addictions just are not worth keeping.

No matter what the end results are I will ~

As Always ~


Ms. Mae

Published by

Ms. Mae

A Funny, Intelligent, Tenacious, and FIERCE Woman!

Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s